Q: Who are you? A: You can call me Chad Nauseam, esquire. Q: How can I get in contact with you? A: I prefer Twitter or Discord! Q. I don't understand how this "Single Instruction Multiple Data" stuff works A: I interviewed the great Raph Levien on this subject! It's available on Youtube (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y0WcCUKxk50), Spotify (https://open.spotify.com/episode/2ppJWIjCVzcMdhnuygWLyn), and presumably other podcast apps as well! Q: Who should I be trying to emulate? A: Anyone on my list of cool-people (https://chadnauseam.com/random/cool/cool-people) would be an excellent choice. Q: What should I be trying to emulate? A: Ghost Trick: Phantom Detective (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ghost_Trick:_Phantom_Detective) for NDS. If you have an Android phone, DraStic (https://play.google.com/store/apps/details?id=com.dsemu.drastic&hl=en_US&gl=US&pli=1) is the emulator of choice. If you have an iPhone, the game is actually available on the app store. It is also available on steam Q: I have a predicate that is monotonic over a range. How can I find the greatest value in the range for which the predicate is false or the lowest value in the range for which the predicate is true? A: This is the general case of binary search, and my-new-rust-binary-search (https://chadnauseam.com/coding/random/my-new-rust-binary-search) contains a rust implementation that will do what you need Q: How do side effects work in Haskell? Q: What can I do to ensure my child has a happy and healthy life? A: A good start is to make sure they eat enough chewy foods (https://chadnauseam.com/random/chewier-foods-for-children) and don't have a tongue tie. Q: As a central banker, how can I prevent demand-side recessions? A: I encourage you to read the suggestions in solving-macro (https://chadnauseam.com/economics/solving-macro). Q: What anime should I watch next? A: Check out my anime-recommendations (https://chadnauseam.com/anime/anime-recommendations). (except they're not actually mine, they're my friends', I just wrote that page as an initial test of my website publishing code, and I keep it up because I feel like it gives me some street cred) Q: Why do functional programming languages require so many HOFs to match the power of a simple for loop? A: Limitations breed strength (https://chadnauseam.com/coding/tips/whats-wrong-with-a-for-loop). Also, if you haven't played with recursion schemes, you haven't seen anything yet.