Home (https://www.theautopian.com/) » The Autopian Staff Can’t Figure Out How To Describe A Window Defroster And Jason’s Finger Is Fubar • By Peter Vieira (https://www.theautopian.com/author/peter-vee/) • July 10, 2026 (https://www.theautopian.com/2026/07/10/) • 4:48 pm • 4 Comments (https://www.theautopian.com/the-autopian-staff-cant-figure-out-how-to-describe-a-window-defroster-and-jasons-finger-is-fubar/#comments) Oh, snap! You gotta be a Member to enjoy this sweet, sweet content. Why not join today? Click here (https://www.theautopian.com/membership-experience/), or on the graphic! https://www.theautopian.com/membership-experience/ • nosyndication (https://www.theautopian.com/tag/nosyndication/), Tales From The slack (https://www.theautopian.com/tag/tales-from-the-slack/) Follow us on: Peter Vieira (https://www.theautopian.com/author/peter-vee/) Wow, you're reading this? Thanks! If you're into RC cars and I seem vaguely familiar, it's because I spent over 25 years writing and editing RC car news, reviews, and tech articles in print and online. What else, what else ... I have a degree in Film Studies (useless), most of a degree in Graphic Design (useful), and I'm married to a wonderful woman with horrible taste in men. Thanks to her, we have a terrific daughter who just earned her Journalism degree and is way, waaay more together that I was at her age. Or right now. Read All My Posts » (https://www.theautopian.com/author/peter-vee/) Subscribe Please login to comment 4 Comments Inline Feedbacks View all comments Member Spikersaurusrex 2 seconds ago The problem with your headline was it referenced the 912E. Nobody but car guys know what that is, while everyone knows what defroster, HVAC controls, etc. mean, even if that might not be how they refer to them. 0 Member Canopysaurus 1 minute ago Man, everything’s digital these days. 0 Member Dodsworth 3 minutes ago What forking icehole designed the Porches’s defroster controls? Sun on the beaches! Let ’em complain about that! 0 A. Barth 15 minutes ago My bawlderized version I believe you meant bowdlerized. 🙂 And I suspect Jason can undergo a relatively new procedure to connect his pyloric valve to one of his other digits. There is hope! 0 Member Mechjaz 19 minutes ago You really let urgent care have all the fun. Get a little diabetes blood poke needle and jam it right in the tensest, hottest, goopiest part. Bite down on a hank of rope, squeeze the rest out. Revel in the filth your body can produce for a moment then hose it down with bactine, let it air dry right quick, cover with band aid and Neosporin. 0 Recent Posts https://www.theautopian.com/we-need-modern-car-equivalents-to-those-old-twin-cam-badges-and-luckily-i-have-some/ https://www.theautopian.com/the-u-s-proposes-deleting-limp-mode-entirely-for-running-a-diesel-truck-with-a-broken-def-system/ https://www.theautopian.com/20-years-ago-this-romanian-underdog-nailed-crossovers-so-hard-that-they-now-underpin-nissan-suvs/